Gabriel Arthur Petrie (eyenot) wrote in your_epitaph,
Gabriel Arthur Petrie
eyenot
your_epitaph

Nice Idea, "what if" epitaphs...

If I Commit Suicide:
 'Rayless, and pathless,
 and the icy earth Swung
  blind and blackening
  in the moonless air;
Morn came and went-- and
came, and brought no day'
     -- Byron


If I Die of 'Natural Causes':
 We tried to warn him,
  "Heads up, mister!"
 And with an "Okay..."
Pop! His head flew away.


(Yes, I made that one up. Just now.)

My Old Standby (Cheap, too:)
Here Lies ____________ :
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